YOU’RE F I R E D !

* Dustin Hoffman.  Sacked from Ridley’s restaurant as a young man, for devouring six steaks in succession from the restaurant’s kitchen.

* Madonna.  Fired from Dunkin’ Donuts for squirting jam at a customer.

* Peter Finch.  Fired from a journalistic post after spilling a pitcher of water over an editor’s head.  (I guess he was as mad as *@#$, and he wasn’t going to take it any more!)

* Jerry Lewis.  Let go from a soda-fountain job after serving a banana split with the peel still on the banana.  He had been on the job an hour before this oversight.  (probably inspired his characters)

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