‘What’s So Funny?’

Imagine for a moment that you are a member of a jury and I have been brought to the witness stand on a charge of indecent exposure in a public place.  Before you come to a verdict, here are the details.

I was waiting for Charlene in the men’s department of a well-known specialty store.  I was minding my own business, leaning up against the shirt display case.  A lady came over to me and, assuming that I was a clerk, said, ‘Pardon me, where is your underwear?’

I showed her.

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I rest my case.
(excerpt from Tim Conway’s autobiography ‘What’s So Funny?’  * My Hilarious Life *)

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