Imagine for a moment that you are a member of a jury and I have been brought to the witness stand on a charge of indecent exposure in a public place. Before you come to a verdict, here are the details.
I was waiting for Charlene in the men’s department of a well-known specialty store. I was minding my own business, leaning up against the shirt display case. A lady came over to me and, assuming that I was a clerk, said, ‘Pardon me, where is your underwear?’
I showed her.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I rest my case.
(excerpt from Tim Conway’s autobiography ‘What’s So Funny?’ * My Hilarious Life *)